◇Not So Average◇

Average - The label that defines someone as inadequate, "mediocre; not very good"

I guess that would sum me up, Deliah Woods.
You know the urge you feel when you're drawn to a certain thing? How people say that means you probably have an affinity with that particular thing, or just have 'natural talent'?

I call bullshit.

That 'urge' comes to me almost every week of the dreaded thing that I call my life. I guess maybe you could say I'm just not motivated enough to pursue those feelings, but that's also false.
I mean when you oh so luckily get stamped with the label 'Average,' it's not something you want to boast about, let alone keep.

I've tried everything from art, to cooking, to even pole dancing...
Nah, the last one was false but its obviously still on my list of things to try, right along side skydiving. (Aka NEVER happening)

I mean I'm not bad at anything, just... average.

Now I'm sure you don't want to hear my rant on how 'life isn't fair' or 'why does everything hate me,' but I'm hear to tell you about my story about how one day my life changed me from average to....

Not So Average.

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Meet Deliah Woods, your average college student who's sarcasm and dramatic way of life gets her into trouble quite constantly.

But after one lie about her being a normal teenager gets unravelled, what is Deliah supposed to do?

I mean, the long lost princess of the Water Kingdom isn't what I would label as 'normal.'