Teagan Clarke's University Bible
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- Parts 8
First off, I absolutely refuse to have my summary include the generic phrase: "A story about [blank], [something annoyingly hipstery like sculpted beards] and learning to dance in the rain." Because this story is not generic. In fact, it's not even a story: it's the genuine reality of my life. I've found over time that the best way to confront my feelings is by writing down. So here you have it. The tragic(ly hilarious) story of a university student, in the form of a religious guide (If deities had a sense of humour?).
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It was the stupidest thing I'd ever done-flying halfway around the world, to a man I thought I might fall in love with. My raging hormones got in the way before I even boarded the plane. A hot military man, or should I say god, was standing behind me in line, staring at me with his steely gray eyes that were piercing my libido. More like awakening the sexual goddess in me, aka the virgin. From the moment he opened his cocky mouth and sat down next to me on the plane, I wanted him...no, I mean I hated him. A girl could get confused by a sexy beast in a uniform. My head wanted the sensible, sweet man, but my heart evidently wanted the cocky captain. If my journey taught me anything, it's that people are not always what they seem.
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