Rhubarb the Cordial Pig

Rhubarb the Cordial Pig

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Last published Thu, Mar 2, 2017

animals bad comedy satire

This is the story of a pig named Rhubarb that is an Asshole. This story is not good, and should not be read by an intellectual being

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