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THE BOOK OF MEREDITH

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Reads 37
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Parts 2
Time 13m

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A work in progress.
A new book  of the Old Testament, The Book of Meredith tells the story of a prophet of the Lord. The Lord, unfortunately, is a little ambiguous about His intentions and often forgets about his phenomenal cosmic powers. Meredith is also female. This is a problem.
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