I'm just gonna say it: I'm horrible at these things. How do I describe it? Wonderful? Horrible? Beautiful? Ugly? It's Parenthood for crying out loud! It's my life! I'm the father of freaking cuteness. Oh and the father of hell spawn. (They got that from their mother.) But if you really want to know what the %$&# I'm talking about then read. Cuz you're in for a little surprise. Can you spell Yard-Sale?All Rights Reserved