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Truly Terrible Stories in a 100 words and less

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100words casual comedy comfort fiction fun funny humour joke jokes less pokemon pun puns short stories truly wattpad wattys2017 yay

its truly terrible.
    terribly true.
    don't come and sue me,
    if your name is sue.
    are you blue?
    cuz' i am too!
    i need the loo 
    to go and poo (jk)
    its truly terrible
    its terribly true
    this is worse than
    winnie the pooh
  
  //Highest Ranking: #941 in Humor//All Rights Reserved

100words casual comedy comfort fiction fun funny humour joke jokes less pokemon pun puns short stories truly wattpad wattys2017 yay

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