Truly Terrible Stories in a 100 words and less
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its truly terrible.
terribly true.
don't come and sue me,
if your name is sue.
are you blue?
cuz' i am too!
i need the loo
to go and poo (jk)
its truly terrible
its terribly true
this is worse than
winnie the pooh
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