HP/ HG/ 1D/ Twilight ( not so much the last one:)

Hey, Hermione can you pass me that bottle of magical hotsauce".... " yeah sure but wait a sec" she finished tying her hair up and turned around... Right in front of her almost touching were 5 guys wearing the weirdest clothes... " AAAAAHHHHH " ..... " Is that a carrot?" A brunette asked, the other brunette with the shorter hair slapped his forehead and the blonde started laughing The other curly haired one was giggling next to him... The other other one was checking his hair " how vain can you get... " "OI" oops I think he heard me... " damn right I did " Hermione!! What should we do?!???" " Well I don't know do I" finally Ron decided to give his input..... " Bloody Hell" Oh bloody hell indeed