"Welcome!" Mark says, panting as he stops in front of you. "You're the first one here!" You look around, and indeed, you see no other of Mark's subscribers around. "Wow," you say, giving a light laugh. "That's actually pretty ironic." Confusion lights his eyes and he tilts his head. "What do you mean?" You take a deep breath. "Hi, Mark," you say, sticking out your hand. "I am your first subscriber."