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We Got Stolen By Idiots

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Beth:
What happens when three friends go on a camping trip?

Adyn: Yes. We were stolen by three fluffy assholes. Not happy!

Justice: Were-puppy thingy majigs? I don't know. Can't pronounce it.

Adyn: Well of course we can't! I called them a'holes for a reason!

Beth: Adyn, stop with your mouth!

Justice: She can cuss if she wants to, the unicorns says she can! 

Beth: Justice, scientists have proven they don't exists! 

Justice: Well I,  the queen of the Spoonicorn world, SparkleDizzleDazzle Of Shiny Chicken Eggs, has given her permission.

Adyn: Get to the point, we where stolen like a 5 dollar bill on a saturday!

A\N: This is a collab, between purpleduck26, PuppyFreckles, and yellowtruck97. PuppyFreckles is writing it, on this account.All Rights Reserved

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