We Got Stolen By Idiots
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Beth:
What happens when three friends go on a camping trip?
Adyn: Yes. We were stolen by three fluffy assholes. Not happy!
Justice: Were-puppy thingy majigs? I don't know. Can't pronounce it.
Adyn: Well of course we can't! I called them a'holes for a reason!
Beth: Adyn, stop with your mouth!
Justice: She can cuss if she wants to, the unicorns says she can!
Beth: Justice, scientists have proven they don't exists!
Justice: Well I, the queen of the Spoonicorn world, SparkleDizzleDazzle Of Shiny Chicken Eggs, has given her permission.
Adyn: Get to the point, we where stolen like a 5 dollar bill on a saturday!
A\N: This is a collab, between purpleduck26, PuppyFreckles, and yellowtruck97. PuppyFreckles is writing it, on this account.
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