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Many may think Alice Jane is practically the most boring person in the world. She hates parties and dancing, but upon an invitation, decides to attend a Masquerade hosted by an old acquaintance of hers, Jason Young. Anyone who was anyone would be there. She decided this would be the perfect moment to prove to everyone how "boring" she really is.

Anyways. Not sure if it's really considered a oneshot? It's short but also long. I made this at around 4 AM whoops. I couldn't think of a better title either but alas, I hope u enjoy this serious shitpost -Ma