Perfect Match Of Insanes
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  • Parts 12
  • Time 58m
  • Reads 1,147
  • Votes 28
  • Parts 12
  • Time 58m
Ongoing, First published Mar 05, 2017
Seems that there's nothing in common between a professional hitman (with his own complicated inner world) and not so talented singer. Is he that insane as it seems? Is she that ordinary as it seems?
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