Anything's Possible - Seussical AU fic
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Last published Wed, Mar 8, 2017
Jojo is alone as fuck, until the Cat in the Hat breaks into his home, looking for expensive shit to steal. But while he is there, they form a sort of bond. They end up getting their assholes widened. Mr. Mayor and Mrs. Mayor couldn't be more proud. Their one son out of all their other daughters is gay. They won't have any daughter in-laws (unless some of them are lesbian).
HURRAY!111!!
They even got matching merchandise (the striped hat the Cat wears and the striped shirt the boi, aka Jojo, wears) and they look like they come from the ghetto (Holocaust).
But one of Jojo's sisters likes the Cat so she tries to kill him (the Cat is bisexual so he likes the pussy as well HAHHA)
(this is written by frukle_frackle and her friends xDD)
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