Going On Needlessly About Useless Things
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Last published Tue, Mar 7, 2017
Like my cover? :D Neither do I! :D
As the title clearly states, this is essentially a book of me talking about things that most likely don't matter. First chapter is about a thing that I know won't matter to most people: why I'm putting this up. These chapters are mostly rants and will probably thoroughly stray from the intended topic at some point; keep that in mind. Rated Mature for the amount of swearing this will most likely include and some of the topics that I may talk about. Keep in mind, some topics may be triggering, and I may forget to warn you in the chapter. Anything in this book of unnecessity (unnecessary book {unnecessity is a word, I looked it up}) is up for you to discuss in the comments. Whether it's a story, your opinion on it, advice, whatever, put it in the comments. You can even be a massive dick, I don't care. I probably won't even call you out on it, knock yourself out. Lastly, as I said in the cover: have fun reading my opinions, child.
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