You Wanted the Real Wonderland

Welcome to “Wonderland”. Psh what wonderland.
I’m “Alice”. I’m here to tell you right now, you’ve been lied to.
1) Alice doesn’t exist. My name is Amy and I’m the Alice of this story.
2) Red Queen, more like the Red King. He is a total jerk and his name is Raphael Nightshade.
3) The Mad Hatter is my best friend, and umm she is a girl.
4) The thing that led me here wasn’t a rabbit, it was my best friend Ash Rainheart from the real world.
5) There is no way out of this horrid “wonderland”.
6) It isn’t wonderland.
7) It is Underland.
8) Being here is something no one should ever wish for.
Well know that you know at least something halfway true. I am as you now know Amy Star-Leigh Moonstone. I am a 17 year-old girl, and I will never get older thanks a ton to my wicked wonderland. Immortality is a curse. Everyone her is immortal unless of course your head is cut off. Well yes you’re probably thinking then why don’t you go get your bloody head cut off. I’m the different one, the chosen one, the one of the mysterious prophecy that no one knows. All anyone knows is that I’m supposed to be the one who turns Underland into the Wonderland you’ve always wished for.