Love Bites: A Vampire's Sex Store
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  • Reads 51
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 8m
Ongoing, First published Mar 07, 2017
Love bites, especially when you're a member of the undead who can't get an erection because you have no blood flow.
Thomas Bently is the mysterious young owner of the local New Orleans high end XXX shop. He thinks after nearly a hundred years of being alive he has things figured out, that is until his estranged lover and creator shows up determined to make his life suck.


Dedicated to my lovely wife.
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"Every girl wishes they were you!" "I'm soooo jealous!" "I hear they share a bed." Lie. Lie. Lie. Lie! "Hey roomie." Ian slips in front of me. "You started that?" I hiss. He shrugs. "I'm just lonely." "Call one of your sluts. Their tongue will gladly warm you." "What if I want it to be your tongue?" He snears. "Then wake up and stop taking whatever drug it is you're using." Dove Reid shares a house with the Reagan family. Which includes, bad boy, Ian Reagan, aka The Devil in leather. Can Dove survive, or will her housemate always be The Devil in Leather ? *04/02/2020 - this book is randomly getting a lot of recent attention and id just like it to be known that i wrote this book when i was 11-12 years old and as a nearing 19 year old woman i'm very aware it's unrealistic, poorly developed, and a tinge problematic at parts. feel free to read but definitely keep that in mind that it's a very silly book written by a very silly preteen!*