Love Bites: A Vampire's Sex Store
YourFavoriteAlien
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YourFavoriteAlien
Ongoing, First published Mar 07, 2017
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Love bites, especially when you're a member of the undead who can't get an erection because you have no blood flow.
Thomas Bently is the mysterious young owner of the local New Orleans high end XXX shop. He thinks after nearly a hundred years of being alive he has things figured out, that is until his estranged lover and creator shows up determined to make his life suck.


Dedicated to my lovely wife.
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