The Old Beasts' Tale

Nobody ever told me to embrace my senses. Take a walk on the wild side? You mean eat ketchup with my eggs? My name is Brie. Like the cheese. It's funny, because my last name is Swiss. Just kidding, it's Lovely. In a way, also ironic. I've never helped people- or whatever they are- if I wasn't helping myself. You'd be surprised what a difference a hand around your throat makes on your lifestyle.