Pranks and Prejudice

"Your banana's tiny." "Lily, how do you know the size of Venice's 'banana'!" I give Will a confused look, before turning to my archenemy, "Because I can see it?" "How?! His fly is zipped!" Venice smacks his head just as the realization dawns on me. ----------------------------------------------------- Lily Stratford has always had a strained relationship with her next-door-neighbor, Venice Cadwells. He's chased her around ever since he could walk, and she's rejected him from the moment she learned to say "No!". She never expected that Venice's confessions of love were more than jokes.