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1,000 Ways To Die While Wearing Pants

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Parts 14
Time 3h 19m

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FUCK NOT AGAIN!?!! *dies* This is really getting old... Ahh, don't worry I'll be fine in the morning -_- ..I always am.  
My name is IS and ever since I pissed off that demon man or whatever he was, I was cursed with the wonderful pleasure of dieing everyday. (Yippie! ^_^) Every night I die, Every morning I wake up perfectly fine. Might as well have fun with this right? Well will do, but for now I just want to be able to stop dying or STAY DEAD. Well, enjoy the many tales of IS, The Man Who Had Dies Literally 1,000 timesAll Rights Reserved

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When I just moved away. (Jeff x reader) by Ciacci-chan

You just moved away. Far, far away from where you lived before. You still don't know if it was for the better or the worse. But you know that you are not alone, because there is your best friend with you. Warning: this story is absolutely not for a young audience. There is strong language, depression, self harm, gore, rape and sex. Please keep that in mind. I'm mainly doing this because I needed something to get my frustration out and I guess I really like Jeff the killer 😂 I hope that he's still popular but whatev. I bet no one expected this kind of story from me! From the silly Ciacci. And please, in this story I'll accept criticism, after all I intended it to be a serious and scary story and your help will be very apreciated.

Stay With Me ~ Yandere Masky x Reader ~ by ADeadStarsShine

"Sweetheart," His voice was low, an attempt at comforting you as he held your face. You turned away, flinching as his thumb ran circles on your cheek. "I'm not going to ever hurt you..." His voice was soft, but you knew better. God, you knew better. "I'm keeping you safe..." he murmured. "You make me feel ... like I'm getting better." "You'll be safe if you just stay with me..."

❝𝐎 𝐔 𝐓 𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐄❞ by Mid-NightCrisis

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: 𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐏 𝐋 𝐄 𝐓 𝐄 𝐃 ✔︎ 【𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐂𝐄𝐎! 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫】 ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ Misjudged, not truly seeing him for who he is. Having to always put up a fake image he's built over the years, all for his father. But once he was done with all of it: people actually mistook him for a robot, now critizing him for not leading up to their expectations. The only thing about this was that not once did he care what people thought about him or spoke about him. But after meeting you, he'll absolutely do anything, become anything. Become something he didn't even know he'll do for anyone. It seemed to unlock something deep within him that no one had control over. The only thing he desired, the only thing he wished for, was for you to become his and his alone. The only thing you could do is to prepare yourself to see this outcome. Or; to try to get yourself out. ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆　　｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ⚠︎𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥⚠︎ In this book, all my characters do not exist in any anime or manga, I created them in my head and I write them how I want them to be. The story along with plot belong to me and me alone. The book art/photo do rightfully belong to their owners, I only added the letters and a few extra touches that are noticable. The image's,gifs and songs do rightfully belong to their owners as well. ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆　　｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ -ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ. ⚠︎-sʟɪɢʜᴛ/sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs. ⚠︎-ᴘʀᴏғᴀɴɪᴛʏ. ⚠︎ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ - ᴇᴛᴄ.

Make You Beautiful - [Jeff the Killer x reader] by IceT3a

[COMPLETED] "There's something I just have to do. Remember that incident with BEN?" I frowned and slowly nodded my head. "Well, I need to make sure something like that never happens. I need to make sure that everyone knows that you're mine." He smirked and took a knife that was on a night table next to the bed. "How about we leave a mark on you?" _______________________________________ DISCLAIMER: this story contains vulgar language, gore, abuse, murder, sexual content. My first fanfic. Hope you enjoy ^^ (The cover pic is mine btw) (Y/n) - your name (E/c) - eye color (S/c) - skin color Highest rankings: #1 in JeffTheKiller #1 in Horror And I don't quite remember any more, wasn't paying attention :DD

Organic (Yandere) by Hpalwaysss

She was as cold as ice. She never showed a smile. Her eyes were a soulless black, just like her hair. She had one friend. He was the friendliest of them all. Except, he really wasn't her friend. He loved her. He yearned for her. He wanted her for himself. He would kill anyone if they touched her. He would even kill her and then himself if he couldn't have her. #1 Horror 7/10/19 #12 Romance 7/10/19 Thank you all so much <3 In no way, shape, or form do I condone yandere behaviors. Please do not romanticize yanderes and toxic relationships !!!

The Most Powerful... by Bluebelip

I'm so doomed... How am i supposed to live with a very annoying human being. He is going to drive me crazy! If I have to count how many times I've saved his life compared to how many times I've wanted to kill him... Killing him seems to be a much much MUCH better option. "Crystal, what's wrong, you seem so quiet now? Did you hear what I asked about you coming to mainlands to train humans to save the world? You don't have to but you kinda know how I am, I'll drag you with me." Jakes annoying voice broke my thoughts. "You are such an idiotic moron, you know that I have super strength, super senses, super speed, super co-ordinanation, and I have claws, wings, a tail, fangs and I can shape shift in a wolf or tiger! You are a weak, stupid human being, so I'd like to see you try" I answered with a rased voice and glowing blue eyes full of rage.

A Hero With/Out Time by HMPDharma

"I'd kill him if it were the last thing I ever did. No matter who's in my way. The Hero or the Queen, I'd get rid of them, no matter how many times it takes." Up until now I had always thought I was normal, a little on the weirder side but at least normal enough. Then I died and well... I didn't. Dragged off by the Hero and her party to slay the Demon Lord I met my end to the Monster along the border forest only to wake up before it all began. I'm clearly not the Hero Lara with her dazzling smile. I'm not the captain of the Knights Ronalt. I'm not a Master Wizard or a Swordsman, that would be Ardent and Earnest. Nor am I the surprisingly violent priestess Marley. And though she was dragged along as well, I'm not the beautiful thief Taylor. No, my jobs outnumber theirs tenfold for I am... their cook, their driver, the baggage carrier, blacksmith, tailor, potions maker, bird tender and so on and so forth. In other words I was the extra taken from my small town home. No matter what though, no matter how many tries it takes, I will make it back home or die trying, literally.

Some Nights ( Tony Stark x adoption fanfiction) by _Mareh_P

Some nights I want to die... and some nights I want to live.. but in every night I don't want to suffer. I didn't think it was possible to be saved but maybe soon they would regret saving me. I mean what was I? Nothing but a rag. (Warning) There will be abuse. (It is fanfiction revolving around Tony Stark and the Avengers) I don't own/ take credit for Marvel or the characters just my own storyboard I also don't condone any abuse or accept it. This is just my story some true and others not. That's all, have a good time reading and I hope you enjoy it in a certain way!

Yandere Wukong x Macaque by touchDeprived13

the title says it all basically. idk. this has just been going around my head for a while so decided to finally sit down and write it This is a "it gets worse before it gets even worse before it's devastating before it gets kind of better" type of thing. (Cross posted on ao3 under the name " "Don't leave me again." ") (He/them pronouns for Macaque jzt cus) Warnings! English isn't my first language so there may be some grammar errors sorry T-T Irregular updates, meaning a chapter can appear out of nowhere 3 months after the last update, or two will come out in the span of a week. My personal headcanons on some things- not too many of them tho Obsessive/possessive behavior Violence Sharp object(s?) Curse words Forced affection Blood Some gore PTSD (More warning to be added as the story progresses) I do not own any of these characters {Cover credits go to @cloudterm on tumblr} [Ongoing]

Fallen from Grace by LordHebur

I've had about enough of this. Its the same routine, every day, every month, every year since this happened. Fighting the Broken and staying alive. Im on a mission to get to the one person who knows how to end it all. My name is Grace. Welcome to hell on earth.

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When I just moved away. (Jeff x reader)

You just moved away. Far, far away from where you lived before. You still don't know if it was for the better or the worse. But you know that you are not alone, because there is your best friend with you. Warning: this story is absolutely not for a young audience. There is strong language, depression, self harm, gore, rape and sex. Please keep that in mind. I'm mainly doing this because I needed something to get my frustration out and I guess I really like Jeff the killer 😂 I hope that he's still popular but whatev. I bet no one expected this kind of story from me! From the silly Ciacci. And please, in this story I'll accept criticism, after all I intended it to be a serious and scary story and your help will be very apreciated.