1,000 Ways To Die While Wearing Pants
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FUCK NOT AGAIN!?!! *dies* This is really getting old... Ahh, don't worry I'll be fine in the morning -_- ..I always am.
My name is IS and ever since I pissed off that demon man or whatever he was, I was cursed with the wonderful pleasure of dieing everyday. (Yippie! ^_^) Every night I die, Every morning I wake up perfectly fine. Might as well have fun with this right? Well will do, but for now I just want to be able to stop dying or STAY DEAD. Well, enjoy the many tales of IS, The Man Who Had Dies Literally 1,000 times
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Through the fire and the flames
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Reaching For the Final Exit (Suicidal Nightmare) FINISHED
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Til Death Tears Me Apart Once Again [Discontinued]
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