Insanity for Two?

You want my story? So does every insane asylum, buddy. Get in line 'cause I'm waitin' to hear it too! Not satisfied? Of course not! Satisfaction only comes through sex. Wanna a taste of my pussy cat? No? That's not what you're looking for? Well, Puddin' I don't know what to say.

This is what I would say on the outside, but inside my head, I would tell you this:

I used to be like you. Worked my butt off, counted the days to vacation, and dealt with relatives all the same. It's actually funny how one little thing can change you... See, I used to be like you, until I met him.