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Rated PG (for Paranormal Ghosts)

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cliche comedy funny ghost humor paranormal parody quirky romance stereotypical tweens zombie

One day I was very bored and ghost stories were floating around in my head. On a chatroom I got to we were talking about cute ghost comics and other things and I decided to whip up a quick story. 

It's going to poke a lot of fun at the "edgy/dark/emo" community, with Luna, the MC's sister, being the most stereotypical goth teen ever. But her sibling, Silvia, is a bit more light-hearted and sensible than her, looking past Luna's dreams of having a dark, edgy, brooding paranormal being as her boyfriend. 

But then, the two girls run into a spirit, with the voice and attitude of a teenage boy. He's lost his corpse to who-knows-what, and since she desperately wanting to kiss him, Luna agrees to his plea of helping him find it. Silvia, on the other hand, would rather just help this poor soul. Sibling bickering and trouble ensues.

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