Piracy (and how not to proceed)

Erin, a mysterious thief, has just embarked on his most impossible haul yet. Too bad that all happened off-screen.

What happened next is a tale of plantains, coconuts, conservation of daggers, and the beginning of a friendship or a homicide. Given his situation, Erin nearly hopes it'll be the ladder.

(One-shot for now, because I wrote this on a whim and am not really expecting anyone to read this.)