Well...That was a Disaster
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  • Reads 1,890
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  • Parts 26
  • Time 47m
Ongoing, First published Mar 09, 2017
Well that was a disaster...
Depressing title really... haha -awkward smile-
Ok... so I often put funny stories at the end of my chapters of what a fail I am at living and we can all laugh at my misery! 
Fun!!!

Trust me when I say I give the expression 'well that was a disaster' a new meaning!
Hahaha... well... enjoy!!!!

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