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A Joke book ;)

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Are you ever up in the middle of the night and bored out of your mind? Well that is no longer a problem since there's a new joke book on the loose. 

Warning:
These jokes may use foul language.
They may make you laugh and pee.
They may make you comment lol without even laughing.
And they will probably be the highlight of your day.


I do not take credit for these jokes any jokes that are published in the making of this book is credited to the respected jokster.

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