Handbook for the Recently Deceased

Have you recently died? Do you find yourself wandering lost in a black oblivion? This book will tell you how to get out! Or perhaps your soul is trapped at the bottom of the sea. This book can tell you how to possess the living creatures there and use the water as a gateway to another dimension! Maybe you've been eaten by a vampire. Or maybe you just have questions about Heaven, Hell, and Limbo. This book can answer those questions too.