Wishmaker

How to safely summon a genie:
1) Get magic oil lamp.
2) Leave said oil lamp in the dark.
3) Surround it with unscented candles.
4) Say incantation.
5) Never do all of the above while hammered.

At least that's what Blanche Moon was told... 'til she breaks the last rule ten minutes after.

With heavy repercussions from an unpremeditated wish hot on her tail, Blanche soon learns that genies aren't all that friendly, attractive guys aren't everything, and all things -- even one harmless wish -- must come at a price.