Pathological Lying Bitch
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  • Reads 107
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  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Nov 29, 2013
Have you ever looked at a tree and wondered, “Maybe one day I’ll reach the top of a tree”? Sounds totally cliché right.  I stare out of my window all day admiring the trees and that’s all I wonder.    It feels like just yesterday I was sitting in class with my best friend and we were laughing at other people. Now those people are laughing at me, including her, my EX best friend.   Maybe it’s just because i'm a totally conceited, pathological lying, bitch.     …. Or that was what I used to be.   My cover was done specially by NylsojNelson. She does covers and I recommend her for all of you if you need your cover done.
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