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Merde.

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ado amis amour humour realite

Salut, j'mappelle Zoé Lodge, j'ai 16 ans, et bienvenue dans ma vie aussi plate qu'une assiette. Mes amis proches, Alicia,  Angie et Sébastien. J'veux dire, j'ai pas besoin de beaucoup de monde autour de moi. Je vais à l'école, comme tout le monde. J'ai une moyenne assez haute, quoi que, j'ai pas vraiment le choix, avec les parents que j'ai.. Vous savez le genre de parents qui ont l'air d'avoir une vie parfaite, que le parcours de leur fille est déjà tracé; aller à l'université McGill, étudier en médecine, et tout le tralala... Bin moi, je vous annonce, que je veux pas être médecin.All Rights Reserved

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