Hetalia Chat Room

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Reads 2,499,785
Votes 93,864
Parts 126
Time 1h 12m

What happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\All Rights Reserved

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 ￫ 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐱 𝐛𝐧𝐡𝐚 by Astauriel

𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥. 𝘌𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘱𝘦. 𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. @𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗹 - 𝟯𝟭/𝟭𝟬/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭

"Words Are Not Enough To Express A Person's Thoughts" Hi! I got bored and this happen to come in my mind! it's just a drabble where fun meets random and yeah... I was thinking that what if.... The countries are expressing what they think and it suddenly come out to become a qoute?! No seriously, that it is. Thank you in advance if you add this to your library~ Credits to: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia Credits to: You Readers for reading~ Credits to: The creators of the pictures I used here Credits to: My random imagination for creating this whiz what.

Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random) by AProudAsian

Hey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enjoy reading this~ Warning: Cursing, um... weirdness and This haven't been proofread~ Credits To: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia

states do be texting doe 😳 by BluetreePart2

" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but either way, they're not related.)

𝟐𝟒 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 | 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 by jazzisackerman

•°. *࿐ ❝𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝?❞ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝟐𝟒 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. [𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏]

The title is self explanatory and I don't and will never own hetalia ;;-;;*Italy pats my back* Italy: ve~

All in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.

𝕍𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟 ℝ𝕠𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕖 |𝔻𝕒𝕓𝕚 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣| by WolfKali

𝕀𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕦𝕥. 𝕀𝕥 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕕. ℕ𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥? 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠?

Friend Request || BNHA textfic by mxmxbird

- ̗̀ ◛₍₁₎ ̖́- ⋆⑅˚₊ ⊹ [ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs] ʰᵃˢ ˢᵉⁿᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ! ─────────────── [ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs] ʜᴀs sᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ! ➡︎ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴅᴇᴄʟɪɴᴇ ≻───── ⋆✩⋆ ─────≺ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇǫᴇsᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ! . • . . • ☆ • . . • ☆ • . ☆ • . • ☆ • . • ☆ • . • . . . ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs: ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴜᴘ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀs

This is what happens when you force people to share their most intimate stories and raw emotions and for people who aren't actual people, this is all a great recipe for disaster.

Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, displeased Derp SSundee, hmmm, a dash of sass, some grumpiness and a few ships...and lots and lots of confusion. TAH DAH; BOOK IS CREATED - AND WELCOME TO MY MIND! No refunds. <Welcome to the Chaotic Chatroom; enjoy your stay!>

Change | Todoroki Shoto X reader by mishibread

★彡 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙗𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙠. 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙖𝙩 𝙐.𝘼 𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙮. 𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙤𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙞 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙤. 𝙃𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙? ★彡

Hetalia X Reader One shots!!! [Completed] by Ashen_Queen

*DISCLAIMER* I do NOT own YOU or HETALIA I do NOT own the ART (If I do I'll tell you) The TRANSLATIONS MAY or MAY NOT be CORRECT Sorry I currently hardly know ANY languages <REQUESTS> ~I WILL write ANY X READERS (Just Be sure to tell me if it's a FEMALE, MALE, or GENDER NEUTRAL reader~

»»-----　★ 𝑳𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑩𝒀 ꒰ ͜͡➸ 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝘂𝗽𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 ┊┊┊┊⋆ ✧　　 · 　 ✧　✵ ┊┊┊☆ *　　 * ⋆ ┊┊★ *. 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐭 ┊┊* . *　✦ 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 ┊☆ ° ✧　　 · ★*

Hetalia X reader: The Accidental Global Threat - Family Life by BlueTimeFly

Your married with Romano and enjoying a beautiful life in Italy with him, except when the arrival of children come your life isn't such a blissful time. Thankfully everyone is completely head over heels for them, which can only mean trouble... And free babysitters. However raising well behaved and impressionable children in an environment with people who have undesirable quirks that you don't want rubbing off on your child, you find this to become a rather difficult issue to deal with. But sometimes life doesn't go as planed and you experience this first hand as you are incapable of fixing an issue, that you just needed to to let happen and believe in others more. This is the sequel of Hetalia X reader: The Accidental Global Threat, I recommend reading the first just so you can understand any references I make to the first story. I don't own Hetalia, but this story plot I do... It came from my brain, during math class XD I hope you consider to read this and enjoy it!

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

Rules are Rules-Hetalia RusAme by Pastanerd23

*some chapters are very long ;-;* Russia and America adore each other, but could never say a word. One is haunted by the thought of his people and family hating him. And the other doesn't even understand his own feelings. Although when an unfortunate event causes them to come together, how will their worlds treat them? (Warnings: Homophobia, attempted suicide, angst, swearing, sexual themes, abuse) Yeah this is one big fuked up story I can't believe I'm writing... xD Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, I just own the plot. Also I'm so sorry for how I portray certain countries in this lol

Hetalia 1p Meets 2p by Hungary_FemRussia

the countries in Hetalia meet and react to their 2ps. Rated T for violence, gore, fighting, swearing

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] by Vraena

This is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 ￫ 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐱 𝐛𝐧𝐡𝐚

𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥. 𝘌𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘱𝘦. 𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. @𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗹 - 𝟯𝟭/𝟭𝟬/𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭

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