Corny!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road!
Q: Why did Melissa throw the butter out of the window?
A: Because she wanted to see a butter fly!
Q: Hey guys, Who's Jake?
A: Who else could it be but Jake!
Q: Hey guys, who's Cake?
A: Don't look at me, I'm the one who asked...
Q: Why does the chicken says cock - a - doodle - doo?
A: Because its a chicken!
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