- Reads 3,372
- Votes 197
- Parts 159
- Time 32m
Ongoing, First published Mar 12, 2017
Mature
I will add to this as my life goes on :DAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- BORNSun, Mar 12, 2017
- The AppleSun, Mar 12, 2017
- When i was a smol beanSun, Mar 12, 2017
- My first time...Sun, Mar 12, 2017
- I cant hearSun, Mar 12, 2017
- I haz own languageSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Ya i drawzSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Your momSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Band ShirtSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Brendon as JesusSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Random FactsSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Trust meSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Im MarriedSun, Mar 12, 2017
- Thats What She SaidTue, Mar 14, 2017
- Edible Cokane (IDeK how To Spell)Fri, Mar 17, 2017
- Blue Pencil Lives MatterFri, Mar 17, 2017
- HelpFri, Mar 17, 2017
- When i fellFri, Mar 17, 2017
- IM FANGIRLINGSat, Mar 18, 2017
- OooOOoooOOOOTue, Mar 21, 2017
- Bendy and The Ink MachineTue, Mar 21, 2017
- Trying But FailingFri, Mar 24, 2017
- OmgMon, Mar 27, 2017
- DogsMon, Mar 27, 2017
- TackleWed, Mar 29, 2017
- Oh nuThu, Mar 30, 2017
- UhThu, Mar 30, 2017
- IM SO FOOKING PROUDFri, Mar 31, 2017
- Lunchroom funSat, Apr 1, 2017
- NicknameSat, Apr 1, 2017
- YEEEESSSSSSun, Apr 2, 2017
- I have been tagged :|Sun, Apr 2, 2017
- GlitchSun, Apr 2, 2017
- Tagged againWed, Apr 5, 2017
- WootWed, Apr 5, 2017
- TabsWed, Apr 5, 2017
- ShizzWed, Apr 5, 2017
- PunsWed, Apr 5, 2017
- SpamThu, Apr 6, 2017
- ._.Fri, Apr 7, 2017
- Memes and more memesSat, Apr 8, 2017
- HelpSat, Apr 8, 2017
- ;-;Thu, Apr 13, 2017
- FRenCh BaGUEttESun, Apr 16, 2017
- Hot topicMon, Apr 17, 2017
- :|Mon, Apr 17, 2017
- 9/11 & tøpWed, Apr 19, 2017
- PeggyThu, Apr 20, 2017
- LennyFri, Apr 21, 2017
- BoreddddddFri, Apr 21, 2017
- DSat, Apr 22, 2017
- Meth class random story #1Sat, Apr 22, 2017
- Josh DunSat, Apr 22, 2017
- GoogleSun, Apr 23, 2017
- Forest (google translate version)Sun, Apr 23, 2017
- HandzWed, Apr 26, 2017
- *face plams self*Fri, Apr 28, 2017
- SongsSat, Apr 29, 2017
- My catMon, May 1, 2017
- ShizzzzzzSun, May 14, 2017
- The noods ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (its a inside joke)Sun, May 14, 2017
- Tagged once againMon, May 22, 2017
- some random kik thingsTue, Jun 6, 2017
- wtf did I doTue, Jun 6, 2017
- lol I need helpThu, Jun 8, 2017
- I'm doing it any waysThu, Jun 8, 2017
- uhhhhThu, Jun 8, 2017
- random shiz I say a lotMon, Jun 12, 2017
- =0Mon, Jun 12, 2017
- HvahHHGNMon, Jun 12, 2017
- JABGSGSHSThu, Jun 15, 2017
- wattpad...Thu, Jun 15, 2017
- life goalsFri, Jun 16, 2017
- heyooFri, Jun 16, 2017
- ...Sat, Jun 17, 2017
- memesSat, Jun 17, 2017
- boopSun, Jun 18, 2017
- 30 day song challengeMon, Jun 19, 2017
- lookieMon, Jun 19, 2017
- day 2Tue, Jun 20, 2017
- day 3Wed, Jun 21, 2017
- sometimes I hate wattpadFri, Jun 23, 2017
- SHOVE MILK IN ME DADDYFri, Jun 23, 2017
- Milky ForestFri, Jun 23, 2017
- OC FOR FRENSat, Jun 24, 2017
- day 4 & 5Sun, Jun 25, 2017
- IM JUST GONNA DO THE REST OF THE SONG THINGThu, Jun 29, 2017
- 800 reads on this book...yay..Sun, Jul 2, 2017
- shE DOEsn'T kNoW WHaT RyDEn iSSun, Jul 2, 2017
- skype calls with my friendMon, Jul 3, 2017
- FOURTH OF JULY MOTHER F*CKERTue, Jul 4, 2017
- SPOTIFY G NOTED METhu, Jul 6, 2017
- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPEN LAST NIGHTFri, Jul 7, 2017
- I ran out of chapter titlesSat, Jul 8, 2017
- WHY DO YA TAGMon, Jul 10, 2017
- WHAT AM I DOINGFri, Jul 14, 2017
- I have some weird ass dreamsTue, Jul 18, 2017
- I get tagged a lotTue, Jul 18, 2017
- lol how many times have I got taggedSat, Jul 22, 2017
- OMG THE NEW FRICKING DAN AND PHIL GAMES VIDEOSun, Jul 23, 2017
- is texting me annoyingSun, Jul 23, 2017
- ESCALATORSSun, Jul 23, 2017
- hey look at thisMon, Jul 24, 2017
- Dan uploaded a video todayMon, Jul 24, 2017
- oh noMon, Jul 24, 2017
- updaye on the chocolate rum thingMon, Jul 24, 2017
- don't drink kidsTue, Jul 25, 2017
- hey I can't go to sleepTue, Jul 25, 2017
- I saw this and I want to dieTue, Jul 25, 2017
- band campFri, Jul 28, 2017
- I'm in band camp rnMon, Jul 31, 2017
- ITS PROTIP NOT PROTAP STFUMon, Jul 31, 2017
- its August nowTue, Aug 1, 2017
- my library has memesWed, Aug 2, 2017
- SPOTIFYThu, Aug 3, 2017
- wowThu, Aug 3, 2017
- hey it's like the 69th time I've gotten taggedThu, Aug 3, 2017
- dan and phil playing dream daddyThu, Aug 3, 2017
- I just realized thisFri, Aug 4, 2017
- here's a sexy picture of DanMon, Aug 7, 2017
- well..Mon, Aug 7, 2017
- hey you should watch this videoWed, Aug 9, 2017
- same danWed, Aug 9, 2017
- hahaFri, Aug 11, 2017
- stop before you get blockedSat, Aug 12, 2017
- why PinterestSat, Aug 12, 2017
- you took it to farSat, Aug 12, 2017
- LOok aT whAT I FouNd LasT nIGhtSat, Aug 12, 2017
- how to be my friendWed, Aug 16, 2017
- I start school todayThu, Aug 17, 2017
- I feel like doing a Q&ASat, Aug 19, 2017
- all my dreams look like thisThu, Aug 24, 2017
- why dis happen to my childFri, Aug 25, 2017
- wooSat, Sep 2, 2017
- ;)Sat, Sep 2, 2017
- yay?Fri, Sep 8, 2017
- My friend got me thisSat, Sep 9, 2017
- Skype calls with friend part 2Sun, Sep 10, 2017
- Bee punsSun, Sep 10, 2017
- I gotta lotta monayeSun, Sep 10, 2017
- Tropical storms are funMon, Sep 11, 2017
- Monday nights with friendTue, Sep 12, 2017
- This is the kind of content i put on snapchatSun, Sep 17, 2017
- ThEse Be SoME gooD memESSun, Sep 17, 2017
- This is a picture of my dino onesieTue, Sep 19, 2017
- What whyTue, Sep 19, 2017
- :DSat, Sep 23, 2017
- My sisters friend is really stupidSun, Sep 24, 2017
- Highlights of the dance that happened fridaySat, Sep 30, 2017
- EEESun, Oct 1, 2017
- YEEEEEEEFri, Oct 6, 2017
- WhOOpSat, Oct 7, 2017
- YEEEESat, Oct 7, 2017
- UghSat, Oct 7, 2017
- Friend being mad while playing mario kartSat, Oct 7, 2017
- *gives up on titles*Mon, Oct 9, 2017
- KinksMon, Oct 9, 2017
- Im what the kids call relatableWed, Oct 11, 2017
- OKAY SOWed, Oct 25, 2017
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