Shitty Pick Up Lines That Will Never Get You A Relationship
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❝ THAT MAKES ME MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER. ❞
in which a nerdy but self-absorbed girl writes a 'helpful' book.
cover and help by @aestheticghosts
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