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Ridiculously Me

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"Hello fellow idiot.Let us join together and form an idiot nation.Agree to my proposal or face sudden death."

"Thy shall not be keen to those who threaten thy but yes I shall join in your conquest to stupidville."

"Great, let us set off and-"

"Oh would you two just shut up!"I bellowed angrily. This nonsense has been going on for the past hour.Every word they say gets me closer and closer to ripping out their music boxes.

"No need to be rude man."The weirder of the two replied.

"Yeah don't be such a buzz kill dude." The other joined in.

"For the umpteenth time, I'M A GIRL!" I huffed out before slamming my fist angrily on the desk."For crying out loud is everyone stupid?"All Rights Reserved

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The mafia's princess by Savanna_8705

(SEQUEL TO MAFIA'S DAUGHTER) ⚠️I would read the first book to understand this one! ⚠️ This is bout Alessia's life in the mafia... "OK THEY ARE KIDS IN HERE!!" I warn closing my eyes...again "Oh come one sweetheart it's not like you haven't kissed anyone" my mother laughs out "I have but it's weird for you two because you are old" I cringe as my mom laughs "Who are you kissing? You can't kiss no one until your 50! Who's was it?" My dad says standing up from his seat "Anywayyyy" I drag on ignoring my dad "I came here because I want to see if I can do a mission before school starts" I smile up at them hoping it would be a yes "Well your lucky because one came up for you" my dad says throwing the file on the desk "Yes!" I say before going to grab the file before stopping and looking at the desk and then my parents and realised the table may not be clean "Your so stupid" my mom says grabbing the file from the desk and handing it to me "You just figured that out?" ⚠️ mature ⚠️ ⚠️ language ⚠️ Target 🎯: 500 1k 2k 4K 6k 8k 10k

Mr. Bad Boy Saw Me Naked by sakkaira

COMPLETED The existence of grammatical errors, misplaced words etc. is exorbitant as the majority of the book had been written when I was 13. Read at your own risk. - - - "He was standing there in all his glory while I was standing here in all my ...nakedness..." The sentence that you have just read could exactly describe the situation I am in. - - - Have you ever been put in a situation in which you can't speak, think or move? Well, I had. And it wasn't in front of anyone, but in front of the school's supposedly bad boy. Hooray me, am I right? I am one of those outsider girls, who doesn't like to associate with anyone, and, on top of that, a so-called teacher's pet, too. Although that didn't seem to stop the bad boy from taking an interest in me. Funnily enough, he wasn't the person to initiate a conversation by simply approaching me. That was in no way possible, of course. It's a lot more complicated than that... Well, actually it's not that complex... He saw me naked, that's the reason... - - - CLICHÉ STORY! Contains cursing and/or swearing. IN THE COURSE OF HEAVY EDITING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT CHANGE SOME OF THE PLOT. The book is a work of fiction. Nothing had really existed, happened or is really happening. #4 in Teen Fiction : January 18 2016 Mr. Bad Boy Saw Me Naked. Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved to Aira Sakae.

S.I.X by KateeSmurfette

Lunch went by pretty quickly, and we were back to classes soon enough. I'd forgotten to get a book from my locker, so I quickly went to get it. I was leaning on the locker next to mine as I quickly scanned my schedule on my locker door, when warm air fanned the side of my face. "Move." Being the excellent human being I am, I jumped out of fright, flinging the heavy calculus textbook in my hand backwards. I heard a grunt and turned to find the person behind me now hunched over as they held onto a part of their face. "Oh God! I'm so sorry!" I panicked. And then he looked up. The first thing I noticed was his short, dark hair. It looked so smooth, and I almost reached out to play with it. My eyes trailed down to his strong jaw line, down to his broad shoulders. I didn't even realize that I was biting my lip as I further inspected the Adonis before me. His arm flexed, bringing my attention to the amber eye he was now covering. It was him. Six. The most popular and dangerous guy in school. And I'd managed to injure him with my calculus textbook. I'm dead. *********** #11 Teen Fiction - 31 December 2015 #15 Teen Fiction - 16 December 2015 #16 Teen Fiction - 16 December 2015

Finding Maze by Cosmic-Enigma

" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.

She's a dudette|| Wattys2016 ✔️ by Dynasty_Problem

"You got expelled from school." "Yes." "You punched a girl in the face." "Uh huh." "Now your sitting in front of me." "Okay." "You are now going to he-" "Did you just suddenly become a gypsy out of those few minutes you were talking to the phone?" I questioned Meet Phoenix Quinn. The rebel, the tomboy and a girl with a boy- I mean, unisex name. When she gets expelled from her school after an incident she is... well.... let's not be harsh here but she is rejected from both girls and mixed private schools. But there is another school which can for the right reasons reject her but for the wrong reasons accept her..... Drum roll please! An all boys school can accept her yay! Everybody loves a happy ending, just not Phoenix who is hating her life situation. Follow Phoenix to the place where all rebellious and good students go like her just not where girls go. Oh, boy, in a journey which may tip us off after a while. Tragic. J.ust like the titanic. ____ Warning: Has swearing in it. Highest ranking: #27 in humor 12/07/17 P.S- I tried for my summary, if its crappy please don't complain. I tried. I suck at summaries.

Mr. Match (BoyxBoy) ✓ by euwangabrielll

I'm Finn Vasco but that's not quite important right now. I'm a pretty sarcastic guy if I'm gonna be honest. I'm closed off and I literally only have one friend. I might hate everybody in my school... but there's this guy there. He's... let's say, dreamy, someone who I thought would never even acknowledge my existence. That guy who was too damn good to be true, who was too good for me, who was too good for... everybody! You get what I'm trying to say. He's that cliché king of the campus and a popular and attractive heartthrob and with just one wink, he can send people on their knees... That sounded so wrong, anyway. So can you blame me for being over the moon when one day, he approached me only to what? ...To ask for my help courting my freaking best friend. I knew it was stupid for me to hope I'd even have any chance with him anyway. So I just agreed to help him. Even if I was hurting myself and potentially my best friend in the process, my best friend who has been there with me through the thick and thins, I still did it... I mean what could go wrong besides literally everything? So my plan was to just set my crush and my best friend up, and then everything would be alright... right? But of course, life doesn't like it when people have it easy. *** Highest Ranking #2 on #lgbtfiction #5 on #boyxboy #6 on #gay #8 on #teenfiction *** ~ WARNING: This story contains strong language and bullying. If you're not a fan of LGBTQ+ stories or BXB stories, then this story is not for you. ~ If you're gonna plagiarize, you might as well just put your clown outfit on.

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