Random short story's

Yep this is my book I write in when I'm board and have nothing else to do, also if I have a random short story that isn't fan fiction. This story will contain extreme randomness, irrelevance, death and other not so nice scenes. Like nuclear bombs. :) sorry for whatever happens to happen in this book and you have been warned, (depression may occur if you read this too often. It was meant to be cheerful it just didn't happen.)