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JJK: Naoya Zenin Reborn as a Woman
Naoya Zenin was killed twice. First as a man. Then as a cursed spirit. Both times by the same woman - Zenin Maki. Given a third life, he woke up as something he despises above all else: a woman. Naoya Zenin, reborn female, back at the moment of her birth. She doesn't care about fate. She doesn't care about the Zenin clan's politics. She only cares about one thing - making Maki understand what it means to destroy someone who refuses to stay dead.
Zenless Zone Zero: Rewriting Fate in New Eridu
A boy named Miguel has spent thirteen years in the world of Zenless Zone Zero since the day he transmigrated - from the catastrophe of the fall of the Old District, all the way to the Battle of Lumina Square, a conflict that nearly brought all of New Eridu crashing down. The ordinary boy he once was has long since been forged into something extraordinary by the passage of time. People have given him many names. The Savior of New Eridu? A god walking among men? None of those titles matter. All the world needs to know is this - from this moment forward: The shadow of regret shall be scattered by the radiance of creation. Welcome to a New Eridu unlike any you have known.
Re:Zero: Wait, am I Pandora?
A model student at school slips and ends up transported to the world of Re:Zero, becoming Pandora-the Witch of Vainglory and suspected final boss. In this moment, he can't help but sigh in relief: thankfully, he's a light novel reader who knows the world of Re:Zero inside and out. But... Looking at the silver-haired little girl and woman in front of him, along with the giant door standing behind them in the snowbound landscape... Is this... the legendary nightmare difficulty start?
Born Moretti
Avery and Malakai Scott are 16 year old twins who have been abused their whole life by their mother and step father. Avery and Kai are barley just surviving, relaying on drugs, self harm, fights and having each other to survive. What happens when one day their whole life turns around. They found out about their mother's lies and that they have family who they never knew about. What happens when Giovanni Moretti finds out he has another son and a daughter who he never knew about. He's 9 sons who now have a another brother and finally a sister. Will the Moretti's give the love and protection that the twins never had growing up, one thing is for sure their lives are about to change forever. But trust isn't easy, and healing even harder. Can broken people build something whole together? And will they survive being part of the Moretti bloodline, or be destroyed by it?Kumpleto
Leah's Writer's Room
Want to ask me questions? See my behind the scenes? Even see my upcoming story sneak peeks? There's even something better-talking to me about anything you want!
هــي الــتـي عـلـمـتـنـي كــيــف اعــشــقــهــا
حياكم الله البيت بيتكم اقلطو اقلطو💗 نبذه بسيطه عن الروايه نوره البطله التي تسكن عند جدتها المريضه بمرض شديد وتضطر الجده تزويج نوره لحمايتها من اعمامها✨ لااستبيح النقل💗✨Kumpleto
Genshin Impact: Starting by Stuffing Columbina
WARNING! WARNING! "Moon Maiden" Columbina's hunger level has reached 99%!
𝐼𝑟𝑖𝑠 ✧✧ 𝙟𝙟 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙠
✧ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝑖 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 ✧ 𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 know who she was. she was adopted when she was twelve, and before that, she didn't have a family. no one knew who iris was, because she didn't even know herself. it took one special summer, one adventure with the pogues, for iris to know what it was like to have friends, a real family just for her. jj maybank and john b routledge brought sarah cameron's shy kook friend into their group, introduced her to a life full of light even brighter than the sunshine she radiated. 𝐉𝐉 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝑥 𝐎𝐂 𝗈𝖻𝗑 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝟣－𝟦Kumpleto
Natsuki Subaru From Honkai: Star Rail to Re:Zero
I am the Destroyer of Destiny! The Ender of All Things! I, the Great- Er... wait, no, wrong script! My name's Natsuki Subaru - "Ghost" of the Stellaron Hunters, a top-tier assassin who comes and goes without a trace, and also the unluckiest guy alive, the kind who can step out to a convenience store and get flung straight into an unknown universe. Good thing being a transmigrator comes with the occasional perk. Subaru picked up an Ihan Crystal and inherited the legacy of Zeratul, Dark Prelate of another universe entirely - and just like that, a mere human became a Dark Templar. It caught Kafka's eye, and he became the second member of the Stellaron Hunters. His one regret? That little black cat still doesn't seem to like him much. All Subaru wanted was a quiet life. Instead, he ended up sacrificing himself to drive an evil god from another world out of this universe. And then - guess what? He transmigrated again! A second trip should come with another perk too, right...? Except now the real question is: which unlucky idiot ended up with Deathwing strapped to him?! Standing in front of a fruit stand in another world, Subaru decides he'd rather figure out how NOT to destroy this place than worry about how to survive in it. (Infinite Flow. Currently in Re:Zero. Will return to Star Rail.)
မောင့်ဆေးကျောင်းသူ
True Story ကိုမှ အမည်တောင်မလွှဲပဲ ရေးပေးထားတာမို့ စိတ်တိုင်းကျ ဝင်ခံစားပြီး ဝင်ထန်နိုင်ပါတယ်။
Naoya Zenin was killed twice. First as a man. Then as a cursed spirit. Both times by the same woman - Zenin Maki. Given a third life, he woke up as something he despises above all else: a woman. Naoya Zenin, reborn female, back at the moment of her birth. She doesn't care about fate. She doesn't care about the Zenin clan's politics. She only cares about one thing - making Maki understand what it means to destroy someone who refuses to stay dead.
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