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"လူကြီးတွေ စီစဉ်နေကြပေမဲ့ ညီမလေးကို အကိုကြီး လက်မထပ်ချင်ဘူး..." "ဟမ်..." ဖူး မှာ ရှက်ရမှန်း နာရမှန်းကို မသိပဲ အံသြရင်း န ားမလည်ခြင်းကိုသာ ခံစားခဲ့ရပါသည်။ "တကယ်ပြောနေတာ...လက်ထပ်မိရင် မှားလိမ့်မယ်...ဖူးလဲ့ရည်..." "ဟင်..." "လက်ထပ်မိရင် ငါတို့ သူစိမ်းဖြစ်သွားလိမ့်မယ်....ရန်သူတွေတောင် ဖြစ်သွားမလားပဲ...ငါ့ကိုငါလည်း ခွင့်လွှတ်နိုင်မှာ မဟုတ်ဘူး..." အဲ့အချိန်တုန်းက တမင်ပြောတာလို့ တွေးနေမိပေမဲ့ အခုတော့ တကယ့်စိတ်ရင်း အမှန်မှန်း နားလည်ခဲ့ပါပြီ..။ ♡--------------♡Concluida
Born Moretti
Avery and Malakai Scott are 16 year old twins who have been abused their whole life by their mother and step father. Avery and Kai are barley just surviving, relaying on drugs, self harm, fights and having each other to survive. What happens when one day their whole life turns around. They found out about their mother's lies and that they have family who they never knew about. What happens when Giovanni Moretti finds out he has another son and a daughter who he never knew about. He's 9 sons who now have a another brother and finally a sister. Will the Moretti's give the love and protection that the twins never had growing up, one thing is for sure their lives are about to change forever. But trust isn't easy, and healing even harder. Can broken people build something whole together? And will they survive being part of the Moretti bloodline, or be destroyed by it?Concluida
Athena
Teenage years are supposed to be the best time of your life. Have fun, break the rules, fall in love, just living your life to the fullest. Your last chance of being carefree before adulthood, a time period where your greatest worry is school. That's how it is for everyone, right? Wrong. Athena does not live her life to the fullest and she is certainly not problem free. Being on the run after she escaped her orphanage, she has to survive while being responsible for the life of her little brother, Noah. If only her eighteenth birthday could come faster. That's when she'll be able to live a normal life. Until then she is left alone to take care of herself. Or maybe not. Athena has brothers. Five of them. She hasn't lived her whole life in an orphanage and she wasn't left there by her parents. She was taken, abducted. What happens when the siblings finally reunite? ----------- There are hundreds of mafia stories on wattpad, I'm gonna try and make this one as original as I can but I don't make any promises. Trigger warning: guns, death, torture, panic attacks, anxiety attacksConcluida
Sin & Sinner 🔞 (Complete)
တက္ကသိုလ်ကျောင်းဆရာနဲ့ သူကျူးလွန်ခဲ့မိတဲ့အပြစ်လှလှလေးတို့အကြောင်း...🔞 (Note!) ဇာတ်လမ်းထဲကဇာတ်ကောင်တွေကအသက်ပြည့်ပြီးသားဖြစ်သလို Rapeလိုမျိုးအလိုမတူလိင်ပိုင်းဆိုင်ရာအကြမ်းဖက်မှုတွေမပါ ပါဘူး။ ဒါပေမဲ့ လူမှုစည်းဘောင်ကိုဖောက်ဖျက်တဲ့လူနှစ်ယောက်ရဲ့Toxic relationshipအကြောင်းဖြစ်တဲ့အတွက် အဲ့တာနဲ့ပတ်သတ်ပြီးမကြိုက်တဲ့သူတွေကလုံးဝ(လုံးဝ)မဖတ်ဖို့အတွက်သတိပေးလိုက်ပါတယ်။
She Lives Well with the Shopping App in the 80s
Disclaimer: This story is not my original work. I have uploaded it here solely for personal, offline use. Yun Xiaoxiao was knocked unconscious by her phone and transmigrated into a female supporting character in a tumultuous era. The original character abandoned her family to return to the city and was accidentally killed by her abusive husband. With the Golden Finger shopping app in hand, Xiaoxiao could buy whatever she was lacking and raised her two kids plump and healthy. But when she wanted to divorce the male lead and live a wonderful life alone, the male lead was suddenly unwilling! Male lead: "Wife, I'll make sure you have a good life." Da Bao: "Mom, I will honor you well." Xiao Bao: "Mom, don't leave us, I can be cute." The father and sons acted pitiful, just trying to keep her, who had crossed over. Back, back, back... You belong to the Main Female Character, not to me, the female supporting character.
Zenless Zone Zero: Rewriting Fate in New Eridu
A boy named Miguel has spent thirteen years in the world of Zenless Zone Zero since the day he transmigrated - from the catastrophe of the fall of the Old District, all the way to the Battle of Lumina Square, a conflict that nearly brought all of New Eridu crashing down. The ordinary boy he once was has long since been forged into something extraordinary by the passage of time. People have given him many names. The Savior of New Eridu? A god walking among men? None of those titles matter. All the world needs to know is this - from this moment forward: The shadow of regret shall be scattered by the radiance of creation. Welcome to a New Eridu unlike any you have known.
𝐼𝑟𝑖𝑠 ✧✧ 𝙟𝙟 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙠
✧ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝑖 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 ✧ 𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 know who she was. she was adopted when she was twelve, and before that, she didn't have a family. no one knew who iris was, because she didn't even know herself. it took one special summer, one adventure with the pogues, for iris to know what it was like to have friends, a real family just for her. jj maybank and john b routledge brought sarah cameron's shy kook friend into their group, introduced her to a life full of light even brighter than the sunshine she radiated. 𝐉𝐉 𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝑥 𝐎𝐂 𝗈𝖻𝗑 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝟣－𝟦Concluida
هــي الــتـي عـلـمـتـنـي كــيــف اعــشــقــهــا
حياكم الله البيت بيتكم اقلطو اقلطو💗 نبذه بسيطه عن الروايه نوره البطله التي تسكن عند جدتها المريضه بمرض شديد وتضطر الجده تزويج نوره لحمايتها من اعمامها✨ لااستبيح النقل💗✨Concluida
"လူကြီးတွေ စီစဉ်နေကြပေမဲ့ ညီမလေးကို အကိုကြီး လက်မထပ်ချင်ဘူး..." "ဟမ်..." ဖူး မှာ ရှက်ရမှန်း နာရမှန်းကို မသိပဲ အံသြရင်း နားမလည်ခြင်းကိုသာ ခံစားခဲ့ရပါသည်။ "တကယ်ပြောနေတာ...လက်ထပ်မိရင် မှားလိမ့်မယ်...ဖူးလဲ့ရည်..." "ဟင်..." "လက်ထပ်မိရင် ငါတို့ သူစိမ်းဖြစ်သွားလိမ့်မယ်....ရန်သူတွေတောင် ဖြစ်သွားမလားပဲ...ငါ့ကိုငါလည်း ခွင့်လွှတ်နိုင်မှာ မဟုတ်ဘူး..." အဲ့အချိန်တုန်းက တမင်ပြောတာလို့ တွေးနေမိပေမဲ့ အခုတော့ တကယ့်စိတ်ရင်း အမှန်မှန်း နားလည်ခဲ့ပါပြီ..။ ♡--------------♡
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