For mostly immature audiences only.
Preening pontificating from a pretentious pleb.
(Updated whimsically)
Take a tour through someone else's mind, as the author and terrible illustrator attempt to put the vagaries and soul crushing brutality of everyday life into just enough perspective to make the great issues of our time look as stupid as they are.
I will, eventually, tackle great issues such as Microplastics, Hipsters, why Nuclear Disarmament is a terrible idea, why the world is overflowing with optimism, and other important issues.
Now, I understand that Wattpad holds a degree of civility in its discourse that you rarely find on the internet. With that in mind, if you find a bit of incivility presents your point better, I don't mind. Being Wattpad, I suspect your meanest insults would sound like the kindest thing to ever appear on 4chan.
-Will you laugh? I hope so.
-Will you cry? I really hope not. I wasn't trying for that at all. If you do, I am sorry.
-Will you send death threats? No, of course not. This isn't Twitter. Wattpaders have dignity.
-Will you scoff and not read this because you were looking for One Direction fan fiction? probably.
-Will you mock my doodling? I won't be offended if you do.
-Will you disagree? No. You didn't read this. You were looking for one direction fan fiction.
The new cover is courtesy of @stormythezebra
Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Seen all the good memories with you and your friends and loved ones just pass in a few split seconds before the moment comes where you know you'll die? Where you determine if it's going to be a quick or slow and painful death?
Well then, same. I risk my life on a daily bases saving others, strangers, kids, families, anyone my team and I can help ranging from terrorist attacks to bombs to pretty much anything. The training that I received a few years ago allows me to do that, it allows me to be the best person that I can be, if I could go back to the day I joined the military I wouldn't change a single thing; the only thing I would've changed in my journey is to have looked after her better. To have kept her safe.
But life had other plans with both of us...
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All ideas in this book are thought of by me. Nothing has been based of another book. If something is the same as another's, it purely coincidental.
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