rock bottom is when you ship the founding fathers

Ah yes it is I, generic wattpad user who reuses everyone else's ideas, and only makes them worse, because I don't have a shred of originality within my egg lookin ass. The cover is not mine obviously, as you've probably seen that picture like 8000 times at this point. If you can't appreciate my limited vocabulary composed 98% of profanity, than I don't know what you're doing here.
I WROTE THIS AT HELLA EARLY O CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU KEPT SCROLLING BECAUSE MY WRITING WAS SLOPPY AND SHITIER THAN USUAL AND THERE IS NO DISCERNABLE PLOT BECAUSE I WAS JUST WRITING THE THIRD GRADE LEVEL WORDS THAT FIRST POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND FUCK I LOVE INSOMNIA LET'S G O THANK