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Hi my name is Kolby Perthane (yes I'm a girl named Kolby)

Things about myself:
- My bestfriend is a 23 year old stripper.
- I have a dog that is taller and bigger than me (his name is Dawg)
- My other bestfriend is an old chinese lady that doesn't understand english.
- I have walked into a room with people having sex (don't even ask me how I got there :) )
- I have seen my new boss' dingalonglong (oh it was big)
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