Funny insults
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Dernière publication sam., oct. 12, 2019
Any time when someone has insulted you, and you had nothing to say. Well your already on track, by reading this book. All I can do is guide you, but have no fear as I am a great teacher. This book is for the times when your arch nemesis insults you, and you stand there looking dumb, but now having read this book, you will confidently recite insults and act like you did not just do that and showed them whose boss.
Warning this book is extremely funny ( in my opinion,)cringey, cheesy and will knock you socks off by the amount of laughing you shall do.
Inspired by @zuzuxoxo award winning author of Revolution
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