the Trash Collector
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MatureComplete Mon, May 1, 201758m
When sixteen year old meme enthusiast Daven is kidnapped, he slowly goes insane. Armed with only a computer and a fork, Daven has to find his way out of the Mirror Room. But things take a dark turn when Daven creates his own meme, the 911 meme!
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