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¡Una Vida Patitas Pa'rriba!

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Humano...
   ¿Te has preguntado que es lo que pasa en la mente de tu cachorro? , ¿No?, pues yo tampoco me he preguntado que hay en esa enorme cabeza tuya al utilizarnos para tu beneficio. No solo las peleas donde terminaba molido a golpes o esas crueles maneras de dejarnos morir de hambre me han hecho saber que no todo lo que brilla es una lata de comida.  Por si no lo sabias,  ¡Los perros también tenemos sentimientos! 
  Yo creía fielmente en la humanidad hasta que me topé con algunos problemas y desde allí aprendí que quizá los perros no somos tan malos como el ser humano, pero como Spike decía, al final del túnel se encuentra el hueso. 
  En toda mi corta vida he tenido varios dueños, desde el más ciego (Literal)  hasta el más acosador de humanas y por eso es que creo que mi vida está Patitas pa'rriba. 
  "Quien crea que los perros somos adornos para bolso o guardianes de tiempo completo es porque no conoce mi historia"
  
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  OBRA COMPLETAMENTE MÍA.All Rights Reserved

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The Delivery Guy ✔ by LihaMirza

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