Best Burns, Comebacks and Jokes
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Last published Sat, Mar 6, 2021
Can you handle the heat? Are you sure???... 'cause someone just got burned!!!!
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"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.
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