Osama watches over us all with these words in mind "allahuakbar" Everything in this story is original, messed up, and somewhat funny humor. Don't take this story or "The Dick Butt Nation" seriously. I will eventually write some serious content. No offense to anyone with cancer, If you do have The Cancer then enjoy your life while you have on cause eventually you will die, either from The Cancer or old angel or even some crazy accident. Anyway this was your best friend/author. Peace out