Funny Papers
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Last published Sun, Jun 18, 2017
Banker Byron Proctor could move continents with his mind if he so wished. His cunning and clever personality shaped Dickinson Digits into the prestigious bank that it is today. Byron researches, raises money, advises, manages, and invests--all with a tucked shirt and time leftover for banter with co-workers.
The 100-year anniversary of Dickinson Digits grows closer by the day, and town newspaper The Honest Abe conducts an interview to celebrate this important milestone. Beatrice Bungalow, acclaimed writer and "mother" of The Honest Abe, interviews Byron herself. For once, he feels challenged, as if he has to prove his intelligence and success. Though Beatrice shows clear disgust with the "pretentious, politician-esque prick", the challenge intrigues Byron. He is determined to re-establish his title of 'prosperous businessman', all with a tucked shirt and time leftover for banter with co-workers.
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