Prayers to thy Peasant God
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This for my class in grade 5. I am the peAsANt gOd. PrAIse ME pEASANTS!
<Ok don't take this seriously as a religion or anything like that! I'm actually catholic so yeah.. This isn't meant to be offensive, it's just a joke>
Btw there will be swearing, dirty jokes, and inappropriate suggestions and words here!
This is updated pretty often but not daily, I'm too irresponsible for that.
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