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The One in the Barrel

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Have you ever wondered what it was like to live as a barrel? No? Oh, well now you can experience the great tale of a man who lived as a barrel.

W8 m8, before you start reading and say this is sh!t, it's supposed to be a joke m8All Rights Reserved

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Chapter one: The Outsider
Sat, Mar 18, 2017

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Chapter one: The Outsider
Sat, Mar 18, 2017

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