The One in the Barrel
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Last published Sat, Mar 18, 2017
Have you ever wondered what it was like to live as a barrel? No? Oh, well now you can experience the great tale of a man who lived as a barrel.
W8 m8, before you start reading and say this is sh!t, it's supposed to be a joke m8
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