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The One in the Barrel

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Have you ever wondered what it was like to live as a barrel? No? Oh, well now you can experience the great tale of a man who lived as a barrel.

W8 m8, before you start reading and say this is sh!t, it's supposed to be a joke m8All Rights Reserved

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Chapter one: The Outsider
Sat, Mar 18, 2017

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Chapter one: The Outsider
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Did you ever stop and think what is heaven is it the life we, live now and when we die we just wake up from the nightmare we call life or is it an eternity of darkness? But that is a question for you to answer on your own, but this isn't what this story is about this is how I died and what I became the way I am today.