Hey. Are you bored? Do you need something to make you laugh? Are you in one of those moods where you just want to have someone ruin your day with existential crisis? Well if it is, this is the book for you! The title technically says it all so I don't even know why I gave a description. Well enjoy. No one will be reading this. It's mostly just for my enjoyment..... but it would seem pretty sad if no one else read it. Whatever.All Rights Reserved