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Texts

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Reads 176,916
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Parts 124
Time 10m

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TEXTS! If it's a terrible day you just wished could end, or the best day ever, there is only sufficient way to end you day: with laughter. And that's where this book comes in handy! Text messages are just hilarious and laughter is the best medicine. It's time to laugh your head off to finish the day off (or start you day, that works too)!  

HIGHEST RAKING: #123 in Random 8/31/17
DISCLAIMER: All texts belong to the rightful owners. 
NOTE: Our intention is to make people laugh, not be offensive. 
                            
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text messages {#1} | ✓ cover

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The Number On The Napkin

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.