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TEXTS! If it's a terrible day you just wished could end, or the best day ever, there is only sufficient way to end you day: with laughter. And that's where this book comes in handy! Text messages are just hilarious and laughter is the best medicine. It's time to laugh your head off to finish the day off (or start you day, that works too)!  

HIGHEST RAKING: #123 in Random 8/31/17
DISCLAIMER: All texts belong to the rightful owners. 
NOTE: Our intention is to make people laugh, not be offensive. 
                            
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Mafia's Treasure by ariawritess_

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐌𝐀𝐍 A fourteen year old girl. Who for as long as she could remember. Her step - father. She was considered as his servant and punching bag. Every day, she had to suffer through agony. The wrath of her step-father was something she was terrified of. At a young age. She was trained to become an elite assassin for the Russians. Once she was done with her training. She was taken in by her current step - father, Marco. One day. She came home from school. Just to be greeted with a warm welcome by Marco. But she was tired. Of everything, she wondered why he couldn't just kill her already. She was fed up. She grabbed her gun from her room and shot him in the head. Staging it as suicide. She was terrified of what would happen to her now. But what happens when she realizes that she was really kidnapped at a young age by Marco from her real family. Her family being, The Romano's. Notorious for being the most ruthless mafia. The most powerful mafia. What will Valentina do after finding out she had six brothers and two sisters? Will they ever find out about her gruesome past? How will she feel after finding out ? She had a real family that did love her. Loved her to bits and pieces. That would do anything for her. Even sacrifice themselves. 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐎 #4 missing #3 joyful #1 Joyful #1 missing #29 family #13 lost princess #1 cute (Incredibly grateful for all the support 🤍) -Ariaa

Royal Blood (Book I) by 4evahannah

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said story are real, however I should inform you that some details have been altered and exaggerated over the passing years so believe as much as you wish... ~~~ Seventeen years after the tragic attack on the Scottish Kingdom, Rosalie is leading a simple life with her Aunt and Uncle in England. Their lives are soon turned upside down when an unwelcome visitor calls upon their cottage. Running for her life Rose stumbles upon the help of Georgiana, Princess of England. Introduced to a whole new way of life, Rose finds herself falling for Georgiana's older brother, Alexander. Lust and power are a dangerous combination and Rose soon finds herself caught in the middle of a treacherous plot. The Kingdom may not be the safest place to stay after all. [[word count: 50,000-100,000 words]]

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EIGHT MONTHS (FREENBECKY) by LunaVKasher

- Alpha actress Freen, Omega painter Becky - Forced marriage -Cold Freen, Sweet Becky -Freen is a Playgirl (she has extra-marital affair & Becky knows it) -Angst over angst -Mention of terminal illness - Nsfw -Mpreg -Character development (?) - maybe happy ending (?):) The famous actress FREEN had no choice but to marry an omega named BECKY.She hated marrying BECKY.She hated her. But BECKY fell in love with the alpha (FREEN) who told her not to fall for her.The only good thing FREEN gave her is the twins.

Community Happenings by Wattpad

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Mikha and Aiah is stuck in arranged marriage just to save the Company of the Arceta's but....

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𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Damm, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

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