Enchanted forest

Ok, imagine waking up one day, a perfectly normal day, and seeing a bunch of annoying faeries doing aerobics in your back garden. You would probably loose it, but not me. I've been seeing them for like ever and it isn't that much of a strange sight to see them glaring at me until I close the curtains shut again.
Now imagine this, you get kidnapped by an elven Prince and your life just becomes even weirder. To top it off you need to kick the faeries out of the forest using your new found powers so that the elves can enjoy it. Oh, did I forget to mention that you're an elf yourself and you're probably gonna live forever? Yeah, you'd definitely freak out a that point, but that's alright because I have to agree with the 99% of humanity on this one.

I totally freaked out.