Discordant of Impossible Feats (Moved to another account)

I wonder if you've heard of a god. Surely you being maybe twelve through fifteen you have. But now a days we sit on our butts and stare at a tv screen until we fry out our brains. As a matter of fact this is the exact reason this story is here, because without all of these brain-fried imbeciles we wouldn't be having such a story. Perhaps this would be nothing but rainbows and Cheerios.

This all started with two women. They were complete opposites, but if you weren't careful they could easily fool you into believing they were the other. I know, I know this is all cliche, but maybe cliches are what makes the best stories. One was named Day, the other Night. Night loathed her sister, and -though she wouldn't openly admit it- her sister despised her back just as much.

So naturally you do what you should do, Night tricked Day's lover into believing she was her. Together they had kids, along with Day having her children. Day's lover, Father Earth, learned of the trickery and wanted nothing to do with either of them. As you can imagine Day wanted revenge on her sister ever since.

Their children didn't get along so well either. Each side of offspring had their own beliefs. Mes chers, this is how they dealt with those beliefs.