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Me, Myself, and My Smart Mouth
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Ongoing, First published Mar 19, 2017
Have you ever done anything to get you in trouble? Be the class clown of your grade?  Said anything that will give you a detention? I have, I think so have you.  This book is a bunch of ways my smart mouth decided to open up. I have a feeling you will find it humorous.


**************Warning Large Amounts Of Sass!!!!! The Sassy Fairy Has Blessed ME************
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